This morning, at the sink.
Mama is spritzing the girl's curls with detangler, attempting to remove the stickiness leftover from last night's sucker.
Dadoo is wiping banana off the girl's cheeks and chin, leftover from this morning's breakfast.
The girl is wrapped up in her 'beauty cape', struggling against her parents and desperately trying to reach her ladybug toothbrush.
Mama: spritz, sprinz, spray, spray.
Dadoo: wipe, wipe, rub, rub.
Averie, (loudly, in frustration): "No guys! Stop washing me!"
We-the-parents: "Sorry, Averie. Mama and Dadoo are sorry."